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《豪斯医生》中的经典台词

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《豪斯医生》中的经典台词

  House: See that? They all assume I’m a patient because of this cane.

  Wilson: So put on a white coat like the rest of us.

  House: I don’t want them to think I’m a doctor.

  Wilson: You see where the administration might have a problem with that attitude.

  House: People don’t want a sick doctor.

  Wilson: Fair enough. I don’t like healthy patients.

  Judy: So you figure my marriage is a mathematical error.

  House: Wilson! This is Dry Cleaner Guy. Tax Accountant. Guy from the bus

  stop. This is Wilson.

  Dry Cleaner: How come he gets a name?

  House: Seniority.

  Dr. Chase: You’re going to talk to a patient?

  House: God talks to him. It’d be arrogant of me to assume I’m better than

  God.

  House: God ever talk to you when you were in the seminary?

  Dr. Chase: Ummm... no.

  House: God’s loss, our gain.

  Ronald: I assume House is a great doctor?

  Dr. Chase: Why would you assume that?

  Ronald: Because if you’re that big a jerk you’re either great or

  unemployed.

  House: (discussing Alex’s breasts) Two clinic hours says that those love

  apples are handcrafted by God.

  Dr. Foreman: I thought you didn’t believe in God.

  House: I do now.

  Stella: What’s wrong with your foot?

  House: War wound.

  Stella: Does it hurt?

  House: Every day.

  Stella: Is that why you’re so sad?

  House: Oh aren’t you adorable. I’m not sad, I’m complicated - chicks dig

  that. One day you’ll understand.

  Dr. Chase:We’ve got an MRI scheduled in twenty minutes. Earliest Foreman

  could get the machine.

  House: I teach you to lie and cheat and steal, and as soon as my back is

  turned you wait in line?

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