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辞职申请书英文

时间:2023-08-28 03:24:28 文/阿林老师 辞职学文网www.xuewenya.com

  Dear Mr. Smith,

  As a graduate of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.

  Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of cut and paste for the hundredth time.

  You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP address is. Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will.

  You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. You have a sharp dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle.

  Since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my resignation. However, I have a few parting thoughts.

  1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. The most you can say to hurt me is I prefer not to comment. I will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because I know you would be unable to do it on your own.

  2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I am going to publish your favorites list, which I conveniently saved when you made me back up your useless files. I do believe that terms like Lolita are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.

  3. When you borrowed the digital camera to take pictures of your Mothers birthday, you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (Try to use a spell check please; I hate having to correct your mistakes.)

  Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. Never screw with your systems administrator. Why? Because they know what you do with all that free time!

  Wishing you a grand and glorious day.

  Dear Mr. Ben(the name of your boss)

  尊敬的Ben先生(老板的名字)

  ①Please accept this letter as formal notification that I am leaving my position with XXX company on August 7.

  请接受这封辞职信,我将于八月七日正式辞去我在XXX公司的职位。

  ②I have allowed 30 days prior to my departure for assisting in the transition process.

  离职之前,我有30天时间来帮助移交工作。

  ③Although I have enjoyed my job, I have received an offer for another company that I feel is better suited6 to my career objectives.

  虽然很喜欢日前的工作,但我已得到另一家公司提供的更适合我事业目标的'职位。

  ④Thank you for your kind attention and would appreciate if you could let me have a reference letter before I leave.

  感谢您对我的关照,如果您能为我写一封推荐信,我将不胜感激。

  ⑤I regret having to resign from my position. I wish you and XXX the best of luck and future success.

  很遗憾我不得不辞职。祝您和XXX公司好运相伴,未来更加兴旺发达。

  ⑥If I can be of any assistance during this transition, please let me know.

  如果在工作交接期有需要我做的事情,请通知我。

  Sincerely,

  真诚的

  (your full name)

  (你的全名)

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